全京城都蹭我瓜吃
Author:芒果眼镜娘/ Mango Glasses Lady
At three o'clock in the morning, Chu Hua was taken out of bed by her biological mother and was put into her elder brother's official uniform.
Biological Father: "Your elder brother has gone to take care of matters for the emperor. In order not to attract attention, you will go to court on your elder brother's behalf during this period. After going to court, hide in the corner obediently and don't show your face or make any noise."
Chu Hua:?
"I'm much shorter than my elder brother, have pierced ears, and my skin color is different..."
Mother took out a pair of thick-soled inner-height boots and powdered her face, ears, neck, and hands. She was extremely prepared.
Chu Hua: "...Is it necessary to commit the crime of deceiving the emperor?"
Father serenely looked over, "The Emperor allowed it."
Chu Hua:? ?
Good gosh, holding the decree to deceive the king? You monarchs and ministers are playing something very new!
*
Chu Hua, who went to court for her elder brother, was bored when the sky dropped a system.
[Ding, your melon-eating system is online. 】
The novice system that had just left the factory was in ancient times. It was low on energy and was about to shut down. In a panic, it didn't realize that it had turned on the sharing function. Everyone within a 50-meter radius heard the conversation of one person and one system.
System: [Host, do you want to bind? 】
Chu Hua: [I’ve never heard of the melon-eating system. Let’s cut one and sample it. 】
The system broke an explosive material: [Third Prince is not the emperor’s biological son. 】
Chu Hua:? ? ?
[Hiss—First up is this exciting, right? Expand and talk! ! ! 】
Emperor:? ? !
Hundred Ministers:? ? !
Who is so bold? Don't want their head? !
System: [Twenty years ago, the emperor met several beauties during his southern tour. One of the girls from a brothel gave birth to a daughter. However, the weight of the princess and the prince are completely different. She left her daughter in the brothel and took someone else's baby boy to the capital with the jade pendant left by the emperor. After doing the blood drop to recognize relative, she successfully entered the royal family tree. 】
Emperor:? ? !
Hundred Ministers:? ? !
Abandoning the royal princess and mixing the royal bloodline, she deserves to be killed!
Chu Hua: [It turns out to be a real and fake princes stem. It’s boring. 】
System: [No! Here comes the point! The fake prince she brought over was from the royal family of the previous dynasty. Now he has hooked up with the general of the previous dynasty and is preparing to dig out the treasures of the previous dynasty so that he can recruit troops and ascend to the throne. 】
Emperor:? ? !
Hundred Ministers:? ? !
Third Prince was actually a remnant of the previous dynasty, trying to usurp the throne and restore the previous dynasty? Deserved to be killed!
Chu Hua: [Same old routine, boring. If you can draw out a picture of the treasure...]
System: [What’s so difficult about this? I'll take you to dig for treasure! 】
The emperor with many children and no money in his private treasury:! ! !
Officials whose treasury is empty and have no money to use:! ! !
Take me/us!
Money or not, that wasn't important. The main thing was that digging for treasure was more fun :)
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Relying on Chu Hua and the melon-eating system, Dasheng Dynasty successively harvested the treasures of the previous dynasty, managed river and talents, cowpox vaccine, and high-yielding sweet potatoes. The emperor and ministers could lie in victory for three months. Even when dreaming, they could smile awake.
However, when three months came, Chu Qin came back.
Emperor and officials: their smiles gradually disappeared.
After everyone put their head together, they felt that it was okay for a woman to disguise herself as a man and go to court for her elder brother. So...
Chu Qin, who had just come back, was sent out for another half a year.
Just after he came back, he was sent out for another year.
Three years later, Chu Qin hugged the emperor's thigh and cried: "Your Majesty, let me stay! I am already twenty-three years old and haven't married a wife yet!"
The emperor rubbed his nose guiltily, "How about asking your younger sister to help marry in one?"
Chu Qin: "..."
Chu Hua: "..."
Listen to this! Does this sound right? At least say two :)
Content tags: soft spot, time travel, system, relaxation, imagination
Protagonist: Chu Hua, Shang Lu
One sentence introduction: Who isn't a badger in a melon field?
Purpose: Women can also take the imperial examinations, become prime ministers, and hold up half the sky