Chapter 28 Rescue the Hostages
【? ? ? ? God Yu taking action? 】
【Why is he changing his personality? No more slacking? ! 】
【Are you worried that the water balloon above Jiang Yu's head will burst? That pressure looks so great! 】
【Above, you must be new. God Yu is in the same group as us at some point. In the first two seasons, when his teammates were unlucky, he laughed more cheerfully than us. 】
【Worried about teammates? No, he is such a cold and heartless man (bushi emoji/not at all emoji). 】
However, as Qin Shiyu started to move, the audience soon gave up their doubts:
【Ahhhhh, after more than half a year, we can see our Big Cat Yu’s strong and healthy figure again! 】
【He is very handsome even when he isn’t doing anything. He is even more handsome when he is using her brain. He is dangerously handsome when he is using his physical strength! 】
【This waist, drooling... these arms! These muscles! Husband, be careful! 】
【God Yu isn’t slacking off! Everyone can really feast their eyes on it. My heart is ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】
As fans said, what follows was simply a visual enjoyment for the audience.
People always have a different kind of charm when they exercise. Qin Shiyu usually appeared drawling, but when he moved, he was surprisingly vigorous: His body stretches naturally. With each alternation of the rings, the beautiful muscle lines on his arms stood out. Amidst the carefree swing was a leisurely rhythm, quite pleasing to the eye. His landing was particularly light. It was no wonder that everyone always called him Big Cat at times like this.
The moment he landed, the iron fence in front of him opened just in time. He pressed the confirm button almost without pause, then jumped over the wall ribs, landed on the balance beam and started running. When he reached the next level, the fence door opened at the perfect time again. He shuttled through various obstacles almost as if he were walking on flat ground...
【Is this passing obstacles? This is parkour! 】
【Ah, I can’t anymore. Although I knew that God Yu has good physical strength and well-developed motor cells before, I didn’t expect him to be so awesome! 】
【The flipping over the wall bar just now! Truly looked like a leopard. He flew over with a light step of its paws. 】
【If Xiang Chen wasn’t grimacing in pain behind him, I would suspect that these props must be fake. He looked really relaxed. 】
【Don’t you find Jiang Yu amazing? What is the lady doing in "A Lady is virtuous and fairy, the Gentleman’s perfect partner"? Isn't this question a cold topic enough? Why does she know? 】
【If she was a few seconds slower, God Yu's rhythm would be disrupted. 】
【They really have a good understanding. 】
Jiang Yu did feel comfortable. The question lit up rhythmically again: 【Why are there no cats in the Chinese zodiac? 】
She answered: "Because cats only entered the Z country during the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, while the twelve zodiac signs were determined during the Warring States Period."
The fence door opened, Qin Shiyu pressed the confirm button. Then he sped up at once to jump over the mud pit that spanned nearly three meters on the ground.
Jiang Yu's screen lit up: 【What color is the polar bear's fur? 】
Jiang Yu said quickly: "There is no color."
The fence door opened wide as Qin Shiyu just landed and rushed over. He pressed the button again...
【Fuck! This perfect cooperation is giving me goosebumps! 】
【I’m so frightened that I stopped breathing. If Jiang Yu answered incorrectly, Big Cat Yu would hit the railing. 】
【He trusts Elder Sister Yu so much. 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing. Blind me to death with the handsomeness. They are so awesome! 】
【I'm so conflicted. It feels so satisfying to watch it like this, but the speed is so fast and I'm worried about the duration. I want to watch it for a little longer! 】
【Program team, take action quickly, otherwise it will be too late! 】
【There are three more levels to go! The difficulty for both of them has increased! 】
Indeed, in the next three levels, many interference factors were added to the obstacles. Qin Shiyu not only had to run on the rolling logs, but had to avoid large slaps suddenly coming from the wall.
The questions on Jiang Yu's side started to become more difficult. A situation puzzle actually appeared: 【The girl lying on the bed is dreaming about her upcoming college life, when a man suddenly broke in and grabbed her hair to hit the wall again and again. No matter how hard the girl's parents try to stop, he refuses to stop. Please deduce the complete story line. 】
【Holy crap, this is ruthless. 】
【Finally there is a link that we can participate in. Why? Is the man mentally ill? 】
【Is the man drunk? Have a grudge against the girl’s parents? 】
【The girl’s parents want to use their daughter to defraud the bride price, and the man comes to take revenge? 】
【A man committed a crime and the girl reported him? 】
【Could it be that the man became angry when his confession was rejected...]
【We already asked a pile of questions. Bigshot, why aren’t you saying anything? Ask quickly, Big Cat Yu is coming! 】
Amidst everyone in the audience being extremely anxious, Jiang Yu asked, "Does the man have a child about the same age as the girl?"
Screen answer: 【Yes. 】
Jiang Yu immediately said quickly, "The man's child is in the same class or school with the girl. The girl bullied his child for a long time, which caused his child to fail the college entrance examination or become severely depressed. So when he learned that she was admitted to college and will have a happy life in the future, the man was unwilling to accept it. He used his own way to severely retaliate against the girl."
Screen answer: 【The reasoning is correct. 】
On the opposite side, Qin Shiyu happened to jump off the rolling log and looked up. The two of them met each other’s gaze through the last fence gate. Their eyes unconsciously curved up: Enjoy!
【Ahhhhhh! ! ! Although I knew she was very powerful, she actually revealed the truth just by asking a question! 】
【I really want to kneel down. Now there is only one last question left! 】
Jiang Yu felt the shadow above her head. Because of the speed in which she answered the questions, the amount of water in the balloon was almost reaching the critical point!
【But what the hell are the last two obstacles! Do they have to be passed in succession? 】
Probably to let the audience understand the difficulty of the last two obstacles, the program team released the obstacles in the two levels in advance. The equipment was extremely simple. The penultimate level was a trampoline, while the last obstacle was a foam board about two and a half meters high. And at a height of about 1.6 meters, there was a 1.5 meter square hollow. According to the rules of the show, Qin Shiyu must drill through the hollow hole without damaging the foam board without any support in the middle.
The combination of a trampoline and this seemed possible. The problem was that the distance between the two was at least three meters and there was a fence gate in the middle. This was not something that can be accomplished with arm strength or jumping ability.
【The program crew, can’t you afford to lose? How can anyone possibly get through this? 】
【I think the program team can’t afford to lose. The questions given to Elder Sister Yu are so scary! 】
It turned out that the screen on Jiang Yu's side lit up for the last time, but it flashed five times. Each time it flashed, it was meaningless graffiti. After five times, the final question was settled: 【Stack the earlier five graffiti together. Which of the following is the picture. 】
The following five pictures were all messy graphics that looked very similar at first glance.
【Crazy, which fan provided this question? Elder Sister Yu wants to thank you! 】
【But this question is so wonderful! No knowledge reserve is required and no basis for reasoning. It simply tests memory and spatial imagination. 】
【What to do? Even if Elder Sister Yu can get the answer right now, God Yu won’t be able to pass it! 】
Qin Shiyu relaxed his body on the trampoline, obviously thinking about how to pass the last level and then... He met Jiang Yu's eyes again. When he saw her gaze falling on the fence door, Qin Shiyu suddenly became bright. When he smiled, he felt that Jiang Yu was probably a lunatic too.
【Huh? Did they reach some consensus? 】
【What is the consensus? The two of you haven’t said anything. In fact, you two can discuss it. 】
【Yes, Elder Sister Yu, we can open our mouths and speak at this time. 】
【Damn it! ! ! ! 】
【Ah! ! ! ! God Yu! ! 】
After Qin Shiyu jumped on the trampoline a few times, he suddenly rushed toward the fence. Many viewers subconsciously covered their eyes.
But at the same time, Jiang Yu quickly reported the answer to the last question: "B!"
The fence door opened with a sound and dangerously retracted...
However, it did not retract successfully. The moment Qin Shiyu passed by the fence door, he grabbed the edge of the fence door with both hands. He put force in both arms and pushed up his whole waist and legs, giving himself some inertia. It allowed the whole body to jump out of the hole in the foam board like a high jump!
There was silence on the screen for a while. Then it was filled with exclamation marks and holy sh*t.
【Can it be played like this? ! 】
【This was what they agreed upon, right? It was agreed upon just by looking at each other? ! 】
【There was no doubt that you guys really share the same brain! 】
【This was not just same brain problem! ! ! ! 】
【Also the waist! ! ! ! Has anyone seen Big Cat Yu’s waist? Abs, mermaid lines! No way, I need rescue! 】
【I saw it. The foam board pulled up his clothes! Skinny, thin, yet powerful! The edited version must be retained and enlarged repeatedly. Did the program team hear it? You must! 】
【This episode is simply amazing. I feel like there will never be a high-spec moment that can surpass this one. 】
【Hell, I said it too early! 】
Qin Shiyu landed successfully. While the balloon above Jiang Yu's head began to grow rapidly along with the correct answer to the last question.
Qin Shiyu immediately stood up and ran over. He picked up the scissors and umbrella on the table nearby and went around behind to cut the rope that tied Jiang Yu.
Don’t know if it was the effect of the show, but the water flowed into the balloon faster. It seemed like it would explode almost any second. Everyone’s hearts were in their throats.
Fortunately, Qin Shiyu's mentality was excellent. He cut the rope on Jiang Yu's hand stably and firmly. Jiang Yu immediately took out the umbrella he held under his arm, but the sound of the water ball burst could be heard above her head.
Just as Jiang Yu quickly opened the umbrella to cover it over her head, she felt a hold on her waist and her whole body left the ground...
When she reacted, she was already standing far away from the water balloon. Qin Shiyu was standing in front of her. He seemed a little surprised. He quickly retracted his hand, looked back at the open umbrella behind him, and smiled lazily. , "Thank you."
【……】
【It’s like watching an idol drama. 】
【No, even idol dramas wouldn’t dare to act like this. In slow motion, even idol dramas would have to surrender. 】
【I want this edited version too! Do the program team hear this? 】
【In short, I declare that from today onwards I am Double Yu CP fan! 】
【I agree with God Yu and Elder Sister Yu forming a CP! ! Ahhhh, what kind of fairy couple are these? 】
【God Yu helped her block the water, and she helped God Yu hold an umbrella! This fatal two-way rush! 】
If Jiang Yu knew what the audience was thinking, she would tell them that although she didn't know what illness Qin Shiyu had, it was purely a coincidence that she held an umbrella for him. Really!
【? ? ? ? God Yu taking action? 】
【Why is he changing his personality? No more slacking? ! 】
【Are you worried that the water balloon above Jiang Yu's head will burst? That pressure looks so great! 】
【Above, you must be new. God Yu is in the same group as us at some point. In the first two seasons, when his teammates were unlucky, he laughed more cheerfully than us. 】
【Worried about teammates? No, he is such a cold and heartless man (bushi emoji/not at all emoji). 】
However, as Qin Shiyu started to move, the audience soon gave up their doubts:
【Ahhhhh, after more than half a year, we can see our Big Cat Yu’s strong and healthy figure again! 】
【He is very handsome even when he isn’t doing anything. He is even more handsome when he is using her brain. He is dangerously handsome when he is using his physical strength! 】
【This waist, drooling... these arms! These muscles! Husband, be careful! 】
【God Yu isn’t slacking off! Everyone can really feast their eyes on it. My heart is ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】
As fans said, what follows was simply a visual enjoyment for the audience.
People always have a different kind of charm when they exercise. Qin Shiyu usually appeared drawling, but when he moved, he was surprisingly vigorous: His body stretches naturally. With each alternation of the rings, the beautiful muscle lines on his arms stood out. Amidst the carefree swing was a leisurely rhythm, quite pleasing to the eye. His landing was particularly light. It was no wonder that everyone always called him Big Cat at times like this.
The moment he landed, the iron fence in front of him opened just in time. He pressed the confirm button almost without pause, then jumped over the wall ribs, landed on the balance beam and started running. When he reached the next level, the fence door opened at the perfect time again. He shuttled through various obstacles almost as if he were walking on flat ground...
【Is this passing obstacles? This is parkour! 】
【Ah, I can’t anymore. Although I knew that God Yu has good physical strength and well-developed motor cells before, I didn’t expect him to be so awesome! 】
【The flipping over the wall bar just now! Truly looked like a leopard. He flew over with a light step of its paws. 】
【If Xiang Chen wasn’t grimacing in pain behind him, I would suspect that these props must be fake. He looked really relaxed. 】
【Don’t you find Jiang Yu amazing? What is the lady doing in "A Lady is virtuous and fairy, the Gentleman’s perfect partner"? Isn't this question a cold topic enough? Why does she know? 】
【If she was a few seconds slower, God Yu's rhythm would be disrupted. 】
【They really have a good understanding. 】
Jiang Yu did feel comfortable. The question lit up rhythmically again: 【Why are there no cats in the Chinese zodiac? 】
She answered: "Because cats only entered the Z country during the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, while the twelve zodiac signs were determined during the Warring States Period."
The fence door opened, Qin Shiyu pressed the confirm button. Then he sped up at once to jump over the mud pit that spanned nearly three meters on the ground.
Jiang Yu's screen lit up: 【What color is the polar bear's fur? 】
Jiang Yu said quickly: "There is no color."
The fence door opened wide as Qin Shiyu just landed and rushed over. He pressed the button again...
【Fuck! This perfect cooperation is giving me goosebumps! 】
【I’m so frightened that I stopped breathing. If Jiang Yu answered incorrectly, Big Cat Yu would hit the railing. 】
【He trusts Elder Sister Yu so much. 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing. Blind me to death with the handsomeness. They are so awesome! 】
【I'm so conflicted. It feels so satisfying to watch it like this, but the speed is so fast and I'm worried about the duration. I want to watch it for a little longer! 】
【Program team, take action quickly, otherwise it will be too late! 】
【There are three more levels to go! The difficulty for both of them has increased! 】
Indeed, in the next three levels, many interference factors were added to the obstacles. Qin Shiyu not only had to run on the rolling logs, but had to avoid large slaps suddenly coming from the wall.
The questions on Jiang Yu's side started to become more difficult. A situation puzzle actually appeared: 【The girl lying on the bed is dreaming about her upcoming college life, when a man suddenly broke in and grabbed her hair to hit the wall again and again. No matter how hard the girl's parents try to stop, he refuses to stop. Please deduce the complete story line. 】
【Holy crap, this is ruthless. 】
【Finally there is a link that we can participate in. Why? Is the man mentally ill? 】
【Is the man drunk? Have a grudge against the girl’s parents? 】
【The girl’s parents want to use their daughter to defraud the bride price, and the man comes to take revenge? 】
【A man committed a crime and the girl reported him? 】
【Could it be that the man became angry when his confession was rejected...]
【We already asked a pile of questions. Bigshot, why aren’t you saying anything? Ask quickly, Big Cat Yu is coming! 】
Amidst everyone in the audience being extremely anxious, Jiang Yu asked, "Does the man have a child about the same age as the girl?"
Screen answer: 【Yes. 】
Jiang Yu immediately said quickly, "The man's child is in the same class or school with the girl. The girl bullied his child for a long time, which caused his child to fail the college entrance examination or become severely depressed. So when he learned that she was admitted to college and will have a happy life in the future, the man was unwilling to accept it. He used his own way to severely retaliate against the girl."
Screen answer: 【The reasoning is correct. 】
On the opposite side, Qin Shiyu happened to jump off the rolling log and looked up. The two of them met each other’s gaze through the last fence gate. Their eyes unconsciously curved up: Enjoy!
【Ahhhhhh! ! ! Although I knew she was very powerful, she actually revealed the truth just by asking a question! 】
【I really want to kneel down. Now there is only one last question left! 】
Jiang Yu felt the shadow above her head. Because of the speed in which she answered the questions, the amount of water in the balloon was almost reaching the critical point!
【But what the hell are the last two obstacles! Do they have to be passed in succession? 】
Probably to let the audience understand the difficulty of the last two obstacles, the program team released the obstacles in the two levels in advance. The equipment was extremely simple. The penultimate level was a trampoline, while the last obstacle was a foam board about two and a half meters high. And at a height of about 1.6 meters, there was a 1.5 meter square hollow. According to the rules of the show, Qin Shiyu must drill through the hollow hole without damaging the foam board without any support in the middle.
The combination of a trampoline and this seemed possible. The problem was that the distance between the two was at least three meters and there was a fence gate in the middle. This was not something that can be accomplished with arm strength or jumping ability.
【The program crew, can’t you afford to lose? How can anyone possibly get through this? 】
【I think the program team can’t afford to lose. The questions given to Elder Sister Yu are so scary! 】
It turned out that the screen on Jiang Yu's side lit up for the last time, but it flashed five times. Each time it flashed, it was meaningless graffiti. After five times, the final question was settled: 【Stack the earlier five graffiti together. Which of the following is the picture. 】
The following five pictures were all messy graphics that looked very similar at first glance.
【Crazy, which fan provided this question? Elder Sister Yu wants to thank you! 】
【But this question is so wonderful! No knowledge reserve is required and no basis for reasoning. It simply tests memory and spatial imagination. 】
【What to do? Even if Elder Sister Yu can get the answer right now, God Yu won’t be able to pass it! 】
Qin Shiyu relaxed his body on the trampoline, obviously thinking about how to pass the last level and then... He met Jiang Yu's eyes again. When he saw her gaze falling on the fence door, Qin Shiyu suddenly became bright. When he smiled, he felt that Jiang Yu was probably a lunatic too.
【Huh? Did they reach some consensus? 】
【What is the consensus? The two of you haven’t said anything. In fact, you two can discuss it. 】
【Yes, Elder Sister Yu, we can open our mouths and speak at this time. 】
【Damn it! ! ! ! 】
【Ah! ! ! ! God Yu! ! 】
After Qin Shiyu jumped on the trampoline a few times, he suddenly rushed toward the fence. Many viewers subconsciously covered their eyes.
But at the same time, Jiang Yu quickly reported the answer to the last question: "B!"
The fence door opened with a sound and dangerously retracted...
However, it did not retract successfully. The moment Qin Shiyu passed by the fence door, he grabbed the edge of the fence door with both hands. He put force in both arms and pushed up his whole waist and legs, giving himself some inertia. It allowed the whole body to jump out of the hole in the foam board like a high jump!
There was silence on the screen for a while. Then it was filled with exclamation marks and holy sh*t.
【Can it be played like this? ! 】
【This was what they agreed upon, right? It was agreed upon just by looking at each other? ! 】
【There was no doubt that you guys really share the same brain! 】
【This was not just same brain problem! ! ! ! 】
【Also the waist! ! ! ! Has anyone seen Big Cat Yu’s waist? Abs, mermaid lines! No way, I need rescue! 】
【I saw it. The foam board pulled up his clothes! Skinny, thin, yet powerful! The edited version must be retained and enlarged repeatedly. Did the program team hear it? You must! 】
【This episode is simply amazing. I feel like there will never be a high-spec moment that can surpass this one. 】
【Hell, I said it too early! 】
Qin Shiyu landed successfully. While the balloon above Jiang Yu's head began to grow rapidly along with the correct answer to the last question.
Qin Shiyu immediately stood up and ran over. He picked up the scissors and umbrella on the table nearby and went around behind to cut the rope that tied Jiang Yu.
Don’t know if it was the effect of the show, but the water flowed into the balloon faster. It seemed like it would explode almost any second. Everyone’s hearts were in their throats.
Fortunately, Qin Shiyu's mentality was excellent. He cut the rope on Jiang Yu's hand stably and firmly. Jiang Yu immediately took out the umbrella he held under his arm, but the sound of the water ball burst could be heard above her head.
Just as Jiang Yu quickly opened the umbrella to cover it over her head, she felt a hold on her waist and her whole body left the ground...
When she reacted, she was already standing far away from the water balloon. Qin Shiyu was standing in front of her. He seemed a little surprised. He quickly retracted his hand, looked back at the open umbrella behind him, and smiled lazily. , "Thank you."
【……】
【It’s like watching an idol drama. 】
【No, even idol dramas wouldn’t dare to act like this. In slow motion, even idol dramas would have to surrender. 】
【I want this edited version too! Do the program team hear this? 】
【In short, I declare that from today onwards I am Double Yu CP fan! 】
【I agree with God Yu and Elder Sister Yu forming a CP! ! Ahhhh, what kind of fairy couple are these? 】
【God Yu helped her block the water, and she helped God Yu hold an umbrella! This fatal two-way rush! 】
If Jiang Yu knew what the audience was thinking, she would tell them that although she didn't know what illness Qin Shiyu had, it was purely a coincidence that she held an umbrella for him. Really!
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