Tuesday 9 January 2024

TISHW 46




Chapter 46 Team building camp 6

Amused, everyone burst into laughter. Shu Hua was feeling proud when it dawned on Xiang Chen, "Then I won't sleep in the room. I'll sleep on the sofa in the living room."

The director said, "The cost of using public areas is included in the room rate. For example, if a deluxe single room is limited to one person, then only one person can use the public area."

Ye Yuanyu said, "Anyway, we have to pay for the room." 

He directly asked the key question, "How to earn points?"

The camera turned to the west wing, "That's the room where daily tasks are released. You can earn points."

Everyone ran over again. The first door opened. There were two desks inside with a stack of paper and a pen on the desks.

"Copying rare characters here. After copying one sheet without any mistakes or omissions, you can get 1 point. Each person is limited to 5 sheets per day."

Jian Cang stepped forward, picked up a copybook, counted it and said, "240 characters, and... Heaven, you did your best to make it difficult for us." 

He pointed to a word "夁" and said, "How do you this read? "

Xiang Chen smiled, "What about the one next to it?"

Jian Cang asked Jiang Yu, "Elder Sister Yu, do you know them all?"

Jiang Yu shook her head. Uncommon words were scary. She took the copybook and started to look through it.

Jian Cang immediately complained, "Look, Elder Sister Yu can't even do it!"

The director said, "We’re only getting you to copy it, didn't tell you to know it."

Jian Cang said, "What's the point of copying it if you don't recognize it?"

【Hahaha, the persistence of top students toward making sense of those they don’t. 】

【However, has the director group discovered Elder Sister Yu’s weakness? Next time they make it difficult for her, just use uncommon words. 】

Then they saw Jiang Yu holding the copybook and pointing at an unknown character and asking the director, "What does this character mean?"

Director: ...

The director couldn't answer either, so Jiang Yu went to ask the staff member who provided the question.

The other party was obviously prepared. He took out a copybook marked with pinyin. Jiang Yu borrowed it and said, "I'll return it to you later."

【...It can be seen that making it difficult for Elder Sister Yu isn't feasible. 】

【I finally understand why she has so much knowledge. With her drive to learn wherever she goes and her brain, no wonder she knows everything. 】

Now everyone was reluctantly satisfied and went to the second room. There was a dancing machine: "You can get 1 point by completing a song correctly. There is no limit to this. You can dance as long as you want."

Jian Cang said, "It's impossible to dance for as long as you want. One piece of music lasts three minutes. If you dance it standardly, you'll be exhausted in three minutes."

Xiang Chen smiled bitterly, "Isn't this a restriction for us who can't dance? You can earn points by dancing once, but I don't even have a chance to dance."

Afterward, it was unknown what the director was thinking and pointed the camera at Jiang Yu, “Jiang Yu, can you dance?”

Jiang Yu:……

【Haha, the director is taking revenge on Jiang Yu. He is so bold. Isn’t he afraid of my Elder Sister Yu coming back for revenge? She is very vindictive. 】

Ye Yuanyu held his chin and pondered, "And the positions are limited. There are three positions for copying and one position for the dancing machine. In other words, only four people can earn points at the same time. Especially for the dancing machine. There are restrictions on copying, so the space will be free after finishing five pages..."

Jian Cang was calculating, "If I want to live in a luxurious single room, don't I have to copy five more rare characters and dance 15 times?"

The director continued to smile, "It is now 10:30 in the morning. You need to come to me before 12 o'clock to submit points and complete the room check-in."

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone was about to grab a seat and heard him continue, "In addition, you need to use points to solve the lunch problem. Please finish lunch before one o'clock. We will officially start team building at one thirty."

"Wow, director, you guys are really unordinarily cruel. Aren’t you asking us to choose between sleeping on the street or going hungry?" Jian Cang said angrily, "If I eat with these 10 points, I won't be able to live here. If I live here, I probably won't be able to eat"

"It's up to you to make your own decision."

Ye Yuanyu asked, "What are the rules for eating?"

The director said, "You can use whatever you want in the kitchen. The one nearby is our office's small shop. You can buy it if you need it. Of course, if you think it's expensive..."

Before the director finished speaking, Shu Hua couldn't help but said, "Why do I have a bad feeling?"

Jian Cang answered, "It must be very expensive."

After he finished speaking, he pushed open the door of the last wing room. The interior had been decorated like a small shop, with various vegetables, eggs, meat, cooked food and convenience foods on display. However...

"10 points for a pack of instant noodles?" Jian Cang was shocked. "A pack of instant noodles is worth my room rate for a day. Is this reasonable?"

"Twenty points for a catty of pork belly..." Ye Yuanyu stated expressionlessly, "This isn't in line with the market economy."

Xiang Chen said expressionlessly, "This is suspected of disrupting market order and is an illegal act. All things can be confiscated."

Shu Hua rolled up her arm, "Confiscated!"

Everyone was in a state of rage.

Suddenly they heard a deep voice coming from behind them, "What do you want to buy?"

When everyone turned around, they saw a strong man standing behind them, looking at them with a kind smile on his face, "Are you going to buy something?" 

However, the tattoo on his arm and a scar on his face made everyone feel chilly in the summer.

Ye Yuanyu and Xiang Chen calmed down, Shu Hua stood up obediently, and Jian Cang quickly said with a smile, "It's nothing, I just think your store is good. The items are complete, and the price... uh, the price is beautiful, haha."

【Haha, the price is beautiful. The top students are very good at complimenting me. 】

【The program team must have done this on purpose. To suppress top students, it has to be simple and crude sometimes. 】

【It’s so funny, these top students who can bend and stretch. 】

As everyone came out of the small shop, Ye Yuanyu continued to ask the director, "Is there any other way?"

"There is a market on the island and things will be cheaper. You can try your luck there. Maybe you can exchange some in other ways." After the director said that, he immediately announced the dispersal on the spot, "Everyone, do your best!"

Ye Yuanyu looked back at the owner of the small shop, "I have a feeling that things aren't that simple."

"Write it down first," Xiang Chen said, "Let's fill our stomachs first."

The few people went to the kitchen again and found that the seasonings and kitchen utensils were all complete, but there was nothing to eat.

"So we need to get ingredients." Xiang Chen said, "We should come up with our own plan for the room individually. It is more appropriate to work together on eating. What do you think?"

This proposal was unanimously approved. Everyone immediately went out again, wondering how to get food.

Fortunately, the program team wasn't too crazy. They had a map when they went out. The market was very close to them. They walked about a hundred meters along the asphalt path and saw the "market"

But before they entered the market, they saw the bulletin board. There was actually a job advertisement on it:

No. 53 Auntie Zhang is in urgent need of a vegetable picker. Pick a load of vegetables for her and her thanks will be a basket of fresh vegetables;

No. 33 Uncle Li needs a waterer. He will give a basket of fresh vegetables after one hour of watering;

No 26. Sister-in-law Wang needs high-quality chicken feed. One catty of fresh grasshoppers can be exchanged for half a catty of local eggs.

……

"The fresh grasshopper isn't the fresh grasshopper I’m thinking of, right..." Shu Hua hugged her arms in fear.

"We’ll catch the grasshopper." Zhou Feifei said, "The chickens will grow well if they eat the grasshopper and the eggs they lay will be delicious. But it will hurt your hands if you get kicked by that thing."

"Have you ever caught it?" Shu Hua was curious.

Zhou Feifei smiled and said, "En, I used to catch this for eggs when I was a child."

【I feel bad, my Younger Sister Feifei had a very hard life when she was a child. 】

【My Younger Sister Feifei knows a lot about these common sense. 】

"How many grasshoppers are there in one catty?" Shu Hua felt like getting goosebumps just thinking about it, "I was thinking that if I couldn't eat meat, I could just eat an egg. Now it seems that eggs are so difficult. Then isn't meat impossible now?”

Zhou Feifei smiled and said, "Just bear with it." 

She looked at the message on the bulletin board, "If we complete the task of two vegetables, it should be enough for us to eat for lunch today."

Seeing that everyone was ready to take action, Jiang Yu said, "These two tasks should be prepared for us tonight or tomorrow."

Everyone was stunned. Jian Cang said, "Why?"

Jiang Yu said, "The vegetable field must be watered in the morning or evening. Watering at noon can easily damage the crops."

Shu Hua exclaimed in surprise, "Bigshot, you know all this!"

Zhou Feifei frowned almost imperceptibly and wasn't sure whether what she said was right. So she could only smile cautiously and ask, "Have you ever farmed?"

Jiang Yu nodded and didn't say much. She just pointed to the house number of the house nearby and continued, "This is No. 30. Our Flower fragrance Little Build is No. 26. No. 53 should be very far away. What’s more, we are to pick a load of vegetables. Most likely, we will be asked to carry the vegetables. Even if we can finish picking the vegetables, it will take a long time to carry them back and will make it easy to miss meal time."

Shu Hua patted her chest and said fearfully, "You really can't take the program team lightly for a moment. Almost got tricked."

Zhou Feifei asked, "What should we do? Go catch grasshoppers?"

There were expressions of resistance on the faces of Ye Yuanyu and others at the same time. Zhou Feifei looked at Jiang Yu. She wanted to see how she was going to let everyone eat.

Qin Shiyu pointed to the front and said, "Special price grocery."

A few people turned around and saw a stall in the market with a sign with the word "Special Price" written in big words. It seemed that it was prepared for them.

Shu Hua immediately ran over excitedly. Everyone followed and found that the items on the stall were similar to those in the small shop, but the prices were much cheaper.

2 points can be exchanged for a large handful of vegetables or 2 potatoes or tomatoes. However, eggs and meat were expensive. Eggs cost 6 points per catty, and pork costs 11 points per catty.

It can be seen that the program team didn’t intend to really starve them.

Zhou Feifei made arrangements consciously, "The 2 points vegetables can be fried into a large plate. The amount of fried potatoes stir-fried from two isn't small. According to this price, two points for each of us should be enough."

Ye Yuanyu and Jian Cang didn't know how to cook, so they followed her arrangement. Each of them took out two points and handed them to her. Zhou Feifei started buying vegetables from the stall owner.

Shu Hua looked at the pile of vegetables and couldn't help but sigh, "It can’t be that we can’t eat meat for the next two days?"

As soon as she finished speaking, a strong aroma of meat wafted from the side. Everyone looked up and saw the owner of the braised pork stall nearby opening the lid of the pot and holding a fan to look like he was fanning the air. In fact, he deliberately fanned out the aroma to their side.

Everyone:...

【Hahaha, the program team is so bad! 】

Shu Hua was badly craving for it and asked everyone for approval, "How about we cut some meat? Half a catty of eggs,  cut half a catty of meat?"

She subconsciously looked at Qin Shiyu. Qin Shiyu looked at Zhou Feifei. After all, she was responsible for this job.

Zhou Feifei was overjoyed. The time to show that she was capable had come. On the spot, she spoke, "There are only four or five eggs in half a catty. If we eat half a catty of meat, the seven of us would not be able to clip up even two pieces. Besides, these two spend all the points gathered."

Qin Shiyu nodded and looked at Shu Hua, expressing did she hear it?

Shu Hua knew that she was unreasonably making trouble. When she heard this, she glared at the braised pork stall owner fiercely before pinching her nose. Out of sight and out of mind.

The audience was amused and laughed.

【Haha, our Huahua is so cute. 】

【Younger Sister Fei is indeed virtuous and capable. This program cannot be without our Fei Mei. 】

Since the show was causing trouble, of course it focused on filming everyone's reactions. Qin Shiyu naturally had no reaction at all. It felt like it didn't matter if he didn't eat. Ye Yuanyu had a cold face and no expression. Xiang Chen and Jian Cang both looked like they were slightly craving, but obviously able to bear it. No need to talk about Shu Hua. Just now she couldn't help but speak willfully. Finally it was Jiang Yu.

Although she remained silent, when the smell of meat wafted over, her eyes instantly lit up. After Qin Shiyu rejected Shu Hua's proposal, the light in her eyes dimmed again and her mouth pouted unconsciously. She looked so pitiful and cute.

The audience was heartbroken:

【Buy, buy, buy, buy meat for our Elder Sister Yu. The child is so pitiful. 】

【God Yu, Elder Sister Yu is hungry. Aren’t you going to do something about? 】

After Qin Shiyu answered Shu Hua, he glanced at Jiang Yu who was standing next to her. Seeing that she couldn't resist staring at the braised pork stall again, he couldn't help but grinned. Seeing that Zhou Feifei was to pay points, he spoke out of the blue, "Wait a moment. "

Zhou Feifei was stunned, "Huh?"

Qin Shiyu said, "Buy meat."

Jiang Yu's eyes lit up.

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